Agle janam mohe doggie hi kijo!!

No wonder i drew inspiration for the title of this post from a "famous" TV soap opera which began with a social issue at its core and ended with the melodrama on its periphery hogging all the prime time. By the way, am i straying around without addressing or respecting the title over here? Yes, may be...coz i wanna be a doggie!

Why? Lets see if all the reasons inspire you too... oooooooooooooooo!!! (my howling beginning to the post!)

Reason 1 : Doggies get a chauffer driven car (AC ofcourse with high class classical music from Chopin playing inside...i could only hear the C note)

Reason 2: Doggie gets DKNY to hold a world view with which it wags its tail on to my countenance

Reason 3: Doggie gets exotic food for which i can only curse my wallet that does not allow me to gobble all those down

Reason 4: Doggie gets public toilet facilities on posh streets (human public toilets are no more usable)

Reason 5: Doggie does not get sued for polygamy or adultery in any country (don't blame me for obscenity anyway for the male chauvinism - i did not speak of polyandry ;-))

Reason 6: Do you want more reasons??? Rake your head if you want... I am gonna pray... I am no more agnostic... I may turn a theist (read "a-theist" in one breath, not a tough exercise guys...) soon.

Disclosure: No malice held against human community and no doggie bashing intended in the post.